Mon–Fri, 8 am to 6 pm.
Phone usually goes straight through. Outside core hours we pick up too — if it is urgent, an evening call is no problem.
Contact · B2B Industry & Suppliers
First the call. Then the decision.
No fluff.
You talk, we listen. Reply usually within a few hours, callback before end of day. No newsletter, no sales funnel — just a call between adults.
Two ways.
Both straight to us.
Phone is the fastest connection — usually goes straight through. Email when async works better or you want to send documents along. Both land on the same desk.
01 · Call
+49 173 23 858 11
Usually goes straight through. If not, a short voicemail does it. Callback
typically within the same office hours, next working day morning at the latest.
02 · Send email
moin@fatunicorn.de
Three sentences are enough: what is stuck (order, warehouse, inside-sales load,
platform), when a call works, whether an NDA is needed. Reply usually
within four office hours.
Availability is
our obligation.
Three plain statements about availability. No platitudes, no "we will get back to you shortly" — the mechanics you can count on.
We call back.
Emails land directly with us — no lead funnel in between. If you leave a voicemail, we call back reliably. Appointment suggestions come with the first reply.
No lists. No sales trails.
Your number does not go into a CRM, no newsletter, no lead score. If it is not a fit, the file ends with the call.
Studio
Hamburg.
Address
FatUnicorn Consulting
Büttskamp 19
22457 Hamburg
Hamburg.
On-site if you want.
On-site appointments by arrangement. Alternatively, we come to your site — we understand inside-sales and order reality better on location than in a polished showroom demo.
Three questions,
three straight answers.
- "What should I prepare?"
- Not much. One sentence on your platform landscape (which ERP, which WMS, which shop), one sentence on the current bottleneck (order backlog, inside-sales load, margin erosion, vendor conflict), one sentence on what you expect. We pull the rest out together on the call.
- "What happens in the first call?"
- You talk, we listen. Then we say honestly whether this is for us, or whether someone else is a better fit — implementation house, in-house specialist, vendor specifics. No pitch deck, no sales loop, no pressure to book a follow-up.
- "Do we need an NDA?"
- If you have a standard NDA, send it ahead of the call — happy to sign it. If not, a verbal confidentiality agreement is enough; we will sign your template later if the conversation leads to an engagement. We do not make confidentiality a hurdle.
What we promise
First call is at no charge. Always.
No fluff goes both ways. If we are not the right fit, we say so — and if we know someone in our network who fits better, we pass the contact along. Your time is too short for consulting theatre.
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